one shell
swap. ever.
coins here live in the shell of a tokenized small-cap stock — and small-cap shells crack: halts, delistings, feeds that go quiet. so every coin gets exactly one moving day: if the shell is dead, holders vote and the pair migrates to a new stock. once. per lifetime. an emergency door, not a strategy.
the card is an example drawn in your browser. no shell, no vote and no crab on this page is real.
borrow, live, move once
pick a shell
the beach lists tokenized small caps under $2B — every ticker fictional, on purpose. curve quoted in the stock, graduation at 100 units, fee 1%. this family's standard plumbing.
live in it
after graduation the COIN/xSTOCK pool runs like any pad's. the shell is the shell — through earnings, through gaps, through bad tuesdays. moving out because the price dropped is not a thing.
the shell dies?
halt, delisting, or a feed stale 30+ days makes the shell officially dead. only then does the door unlock: holders vote a new shell, simple majority of supply, one week to decide.
one moving day
the pool's stock leg migrates to the new shell — once, ever. the swap counter goes 1-of-1 to 0-of-1 and the door welds shut. second dead shell? that's the end of the story, and we say so.
pick a shell
every shell on this page is an example. nothing is deployed, and no crab has moved anywhere.
the swap is for dead shells, not bad quarters. a stock that's down 60% but trading is a live shell, and the door stays shut. we will not be moved by vibes, and neither will the program.
why one and not zero: small-cap shells actually die — halts and delistings are normal weather at this end of the market, and a pad that pairs coins to them forever is building orphans on purpose. why one and not many: a coin that can move whenever it likes isn't paired with anything.
the fine print, carved in the sand
same size as the pitch. read it before you move in.
the tide is out
no crabs have moved in.
the hard parts are real: deciding on-chain that a stock is dead (an oracle for halts and delistings does not exist), migrating a live pool's stock leg without being robbed mid-move, and a vote that can't be gamed faster than it can be counted. none of it is built. every card on this page is an example.
the only account is @hermitfun. if a program ever exists, the address will be posted there as text — never in an image. anything calling itself a live hermit.fun today is not us.